Nick's Collingwood Bulletin Board

call me frank wrote:Triple M just reported the Brions have offered 800k x 5 years...

I would put a call through to the bears, we will deal with anyone BUT YOU!

You AFL funded salary cap exploiting pretend team farking dogs who cannot make a penny of your own money because nobody gives a stuff if you actually exist....


Bash it!!!

would brighten up my day no end.

RudeBoy wrote:

call me frank wrote:Triple M just reported the Brions have offered 800k x 5 years...

They can offer Beams whatever they like. He's contracted to us and won't even be a free agent until 2017. If they really want him, it's what they offer Collingwood that matters.

Totally agree. But if they want him that bad to opt for 5 years x 500k then they are dead serious and are more likely to be generous with a trade deal l...a small hope I guess...hopefully, we can bend them over!!

RudeBoy wrote:

swoop42 wrote:Beams not a match winner?

Surely you jest?

Gets nearly as much of the ball as Pendles and kicked 10 more goals than him.

He's our best goal kicking midfielder by far.

+1.

+2

Was equal 9th in the Brownlow wasn't he? It's a flawed award but does give you a sense of his capacity, especially as he's still only 24.

Big T wrote:The reality is, he is going to leave, and if we only get pick 4, it's still a win in this situation, compared with Brisbane losing Polec for nothing.

Because if we stay stubborn and refuse to trade, he will walk at end of contract next year for nuthin.

No, not if he is happy at the way Collingwood has helped him out and he decides to extend his stay.......

Give this idiotic shite up! The only trade we need to make is Buckley for Bomber, then Beams will stay, Swan will be back to his best, Clokey will become the marking machine he was a few years ago and hell, Maxy might even come back.
Bottom line, we're back in the top 4 by the end of 2015.
If we don't have a decent coach we'll get nothing from kids like Grundy, Freeman, Kennedy and the rest, Bomber is a proven leader of men, he has the pitiful dregs of Essendon ready to die for him, and dragged their sorry arses into finals. there's no point talking about Matthews, as much as I love him NO coach has ever succeeded at coaching three lists to a flag. Choco is also very good but he doesn't have the name recognition we need.

Get this STRAIGHT! We don't need a rebuild, utter bullshit! We need someone who can lift the morale of our list, that list was good enough to beat 5 of the final 8 THIS year. With a competent coach we could dominate the competition!
Don't you see it? Really? Come ON!!!!! THINK for chrissakes!!!

35forever wrote:Give this idiotic shite up! The only trade we need to make is Buckley for Bomber, then Beams will stay, Swan will be back to his best, Clokey will become the marking machine he was a few years ago and hell, Maxy might even come back.
Bottom line, we're back in the top 4 by the end of 2015.
If we don't have a decent coach we'll get nothing from kids like Grundy, Freeman, Kennedy and the rest, Bomber is a proven leader of men, he has the pitiful dregs of Essendon ready to die for him, and dragged their sorry arses into finals. there's no point talking about Matthews, as much as I love him NO coach has ever succeeded at coaching three lists to a flag. Choco is also very good but he doesn't have the name recognition we need.

Get this STRAIGHT! We don't need a rebuild, utter bullshit! We need someone who can lift the morale of our list, that list was good enough to beat 5 of the final 8 THIS year. With a competent coach we could dominate the competition!
Don't you see it? Really? Come ON!!!!! THINK for chrissakes!!!

DO YOU EVER, EVER, EVER STOP THIS ANTI BUCKS BULLSHIT YOU GO ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT, ON EVERY SINGLE THREAD, WE GET IT, YOU HATE BUCKS, YOU LOATHE HIM, WE GET IT, NOW GIVE IT A FCKUING REST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE FOR CHRISSSAKES. YOU ARE BORING BEYOND BLOODY BELIEF, GIVE IT A REST.

Nope, don't hate him, don't dislike him. My unabashed adoration of the guy is fading slightly, though he was my favourite player for nearly a decade, but I can ASSURE you, that each time he costs us yet ANOTHER player I will continue to point out that he simply can't coach an AFL side. Simple. Well not THIS AFL side at least.
But you wanted me to say something positive, so here goes mate, just for you: I'm utterly POSITIVE Buckley is destroying Collingwood. Every day he remains coach postpones our resurgence another six months, of this I am absolutely, indelibly, unequivocally, irrevocably, POSITIVE!!!

Allow me also point out the fact that I am far from the first person in this thread to to suggest that Buckley might be the problem here, we even appear to have some new folks who have decided to look at the situation for what is is, kudos to them. Furthermore this "yelling" and swearing stuff isn't exactly a sane way of signifying 'boredom' with my posts. It sounds more like you are terrified of them because somewhere down deep in places you don't like to talk about at parties you WANT me on that wall, you NEED me on tha... oh wait, wrong rant! I mean you KNOW Buckley is destroying our club.

You can't possibly be that dense! If you came home to your anthill and found all the other ants were dead and the anthill partially destroyed, would you believe that each and every ant had died of separate and completely unrelated causes and that a small meteorite had obviously landed on the anthill? You probably would actually. Me? I'd be looking around for an ANTEATER!!!

RudeBoy wrote:

call me frank wrote:Triple M just reported the Brions have offered 800k x 5 years...

They can offer Beams whatever they like. He's contracted to us and won't even be a free agent until 2017. If they really want him, it's what they offer Collingwood that matters.

And then reality sets in and we all realise that once a player decides to go we get unders and the rest is just simple posturing to suck in the gullible amongst us.
And none of this laughable pick 4 + Aish, Swallow plus O'meara or Danger tripe.

ps. did have a chuckle at those undermining Beamsy standing in the game, his best might not be as good as Pendles' but he produces it on a far more consistent basis.

Piesnchess wrote:

35forever wrote:Give this idiotic shite up! The only trade we need to make is Buckley for Bomber, then Beams will stay, Swan will be back to his best, Clokey will become the marking machine he was a few years ago and hell, Maxy might even come back.
Bottom line, we're back in the top 4 by the end of 2015.
If we don't have a decent coach we'll get nothing from kids like Grundy, Freeman, Kennedy and the rest, Bomber is a proven leader of men, he has the pitiful dregs of Essendon ready to die for him, and dragged their sorry arses into finals. there's no point talking about Matthews, as much as I love him NO coach has ever succeeded at coaching three lists to a flag. Choco is also very good but he doesn't have the name recognition we need.

Get this STRAIGHT! We don't need a rebuild, utter bullshit! We need someone who can lift the morale of our list, that list was good enough to beat 5 of the final 8 THIS year. With a competent coach we could dominate the competition!
Don't you see it? Really? Come ON!!!!! THINK for chrissakes!!!

DO YOU EVER, EVER, EVER STOP THIS ANTI BUCKS BULLSHIT YOU GO ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT, ON EVERY SINGLE THREAD, WE GET IT, YOU HATE BUCKS, YOU LOATHE HIM, WE GET IT, NOW GIVE IT A FCKUING REST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE FOR CHRISSSAKES. YOU ARE BORING BEYOND BLOODY BELIEF, GIVE IT A REST.

If you go to Michael's gallery website you will see he is a brilliant artist. You may also notice he writes with the same arrogant and exaggerated tone as he does here. I would hazard to guess this is just a reflection of who he really is. He is not a troll but writes stuff that gives us all a constant headache. The language is all loud and contrived and unbearable. It's a shame really that Peter McKenna is in his avatar as Macca was one one of heroes and is such a gentle sole and the avatar is incongruent with the writings of a person who screams 'look at me'.

35forever wrote:Give this idiotic shite up! The only trade we need to make is Buckley for Bomber, then Beams will stay, Swan will be back to his best, Clokey will become the marking machine he was a few years ago and hell, Maxy might even come back.
Bottom line, we're back in the top 4 by the end of 2015.
If we don't have a decent coach we'll get nothing from kids like Grundy, Freeman, Kennedy and the rest, Bomber is a proven leader of men, he has the pitiful dregs of Essendon ready to die for him, and dragged their sorry arses into finals. there's no point talking about Matthews, as much as I love him NO coach has ever succeeded at coaching three lists to a flag. Choco is also very good but he doesn't have the name recognition we need.

Get this STRAIGHT! We don't need a rebuild, utter bullshit! We need someone who can lift the morale of our list, that list was good enough to beat 5 of the final 8 THIS year. With a competent coach we could dominate the competition!
Don't you see it? Really? Come ON!!!!! THINK for chrissakes!!!

how was Bomber travelling in year 5 of his tenure at the Cats in 2006. Pretty sure the cats website, if they could read and write, would have been filled with the same vitriol as is spewing out of here.

come to think of it, this is the same vitriol that was spewing out in 2008 about MM!

35forever wrote:
Get this STRAIGHT! We don't need a rebuild, utter bullshit! We need someone who can lift the morale of our list, that list was good enough to beat 5 of the final 8 THIS year. With a competent coach we could dominate the competition!
Don't you see it? Really? Come ON!!!!! THINK for chrissakes!!!

so, who was the coach when we beat 5 of the final 8? we did beat sydney, north, richmond and port. who coached those victories?

what we need is for you to stop your inane, uninformed, ignorant rantings. don't you see it? really? come on!!!!! think for chrissakes!!!!

Beast wrote:

RudeBoy wrote:

call me frank wrote:Triple M just reported the Brions have offered 800k x 5 years...

They can offer Beams whatever they like. He's contracted to us and won't even be a free agent until 2017. If they really want him, it's what they offer Collingwood that matters.

.....
And none of this laughable pick 4 + Aish, Swallow plus O'meara or Danger tripe.

If you're selling always start high. We'd be crazy not to as an opening gambit. Hopefully, GCS are interested as well. At least we could do better by having two bidding parties.

Is there away I can hide a person's posts? I don't read many of them but the one I did was idiotic.

Beast wrote:

RudeBoy wrote:

call me frank wrote:Triple M just reported the Brions have offered 800k x 5 years...

They can offer Beams whatever they like. He's contracted to us and won't even be a free agent until 2017. If they really want him, it's what they offer Collingwood that matters.

And then reality sets in and we all realise that once a player decides to go we get unders and the rest is just simple posturing to suck in the gullible amongst us.
And none of this laughable pick 4 + Aish, Swallow plus O'meara or Danger tripe.

Lucky you're not our list manager. When a player is contracted the club holds the whip. Brisbane can give us fair value or we keep him. You don't get an all Australian goal kicking midfielder for nothing. You want him, pay the price or go kick someone else's tyres