Things that make you go.......WTF? Part II
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Beginning to think a republic might not be a great idea. The activists will want so much stuff thrown in that if you so much as yelled "That was a free to DeGoey you cheating yellow maggot" could get you 6 months of sensitivity training on weekends and a lifetime ban from the MCG.
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A man who abducted a five-year-old girl in Tasmania told prison staff he took the child because he wanted to eat her, a court has heard.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-04-13/ ... /100065694
Although apparently he didn't mean it......................
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Gotta say, that sounds easier to believe than actual attempted cannibalism...Ms Phillips told the court while he did say that, it was on the advice of fellow inmates, who told him to make his circumstances "as bad as possible" so he had greater access to medication and therapeutic help.
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Short staffed and back at work after 32 days off. Full day overtime yesterday, 13 hour day (4.5 hrs today) sleep in tomorrow. Long day last week. 6 days on last week, one day off and 4 on this week then weekend off. Can’t even watch the footy to de stress. Hotel quarantine is back so it’ll be interesting to see how the referrals go.
A lot of messy referrals with one young woman screaming in my ear and that was just the start! It got worse from there: she was angry, hostile and oppositional ( no not Mrs WPT) The GP wanted her admitted but while unhappy there were no acute risk issues but pervasive anger. Well there was a risk: to my ear drums.
Some GP’s need to learn how to deal with people who have Borderline Personality Disorders rather than just panic.
Back in the ED days we always thought 1/2 a Valium for an anxious Dr and ED nurse would sort a lot of issues out
A lot of messy referrals with one young woman screaming in my ear and that was just the start! It got worse from there: she was angry, hostile and oppositional ( no not Mrs WPT) The GP wanted her admitted but while unhappy there were no acute risk issues but pervasive anger. Well there was a risk: to my ear drums.
Some GP’s need to learn how to deal with people who have Borderline Personality Disorders rather than just panic.
Back in the ED days we always thought 1/2 a Valium for an anxious Dr and ED nurse would sort a lot of issues out
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WPT. I was once in the emergency department at the Alfred which turned out to be a burst ulcer. An idiot was yelling and ranting and carrying on about needing a bed. It was Easter and it was cold. One of the Doctors heard the commotion and came and had a look.
Turns out it was one of the drunks from Fawkner Park , He pulled his wallet out of his kick and took out 20 bucks . Said to the staff "anyone live near here and is about to end the shift:. A young fella put his hand up and said I lve 5 minutes walk from here. The Dr said "Take this dickhead to the Max Hotel. book him a room on my account and make sure he has at least 6 pots and goes into it and keep him clear of this place'
It was about 25 years ago so a pot was 2 bucks.
Turns out it was one of the drunks from Fawkner Park , He pulled his wallet out of his kick and took out 20 bucks . Said to the staff "anyone live near here and is about to end the shift:. A young fella put his hand up and said I lve 5 minutes walk from here. The Dr said "Take this dickhead to the Max Hotel. book him a room on my account and make sure he has at least 6 pots and goes into it and keep him clear of this place'
It was about 25 years ago so a pot was 2 bucks.
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ronrat wrote:WPT. I was once in the emergency department at the Alfred which turned out to be a burst ulcer. An idiot was yelling and ranting and carrying on about needing a bed. It was Easter and it was cold. One of the Doctors heard the commotion and came and had a look.
Turns out it was one of the drunks from Fawkner Park , He pulled his wallet out of his kick and took out 20 bucks . Said to the staff "anyone live near here and is about to end the shift:. A young fella put his hand up and said I lve 5 minutes walk from here. The Dr said "Take this dickhead to the Max Hotel. book him a room on my account and make sure he has at least 6 pots and goes into it and keep him clear of this place'
It was about 25 years ago so a pot was 2 bucks.
“I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman
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Victoria St Richmond, immediately East of Hoddle St, is an utter shit hole.
It used to be half decent, now it's meth head central.
It's a shitty, dirty fkn disgrace.
I drove through there today, have done a few times recently. Very happy to have that machete on the car floor beside the seat.
It used to be half decent, now it's meth head central.
It's a shitty, dirty fkn disgrace.
I drove through there today, have done a few times recently. Very happy to have that machete on the car floor beside the seat.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.